Just for Laughs

A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
the two were tired and fell asleep quickly he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.  At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently
wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.